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The last witch hunter cast 20152/14/2023 ![]() He’s on an airplane being tossed around the sky by a fierce storm. We catch up with him in the present day, back to being the bald Vin Diesel we all know and love. Kaulder battles the witch, and as she dies, she curses him to live forever. Things do not go very well and most of them are killed. ![]() With torches for light and swords, arrows, and axes for protection, they enter the witch’s cave. ![]() Oh, let’s be real - it does not even qualify as dialog. “In her death lies our salvation.” “Let fear perish.” “You must go. It’s like a videogame, and not in a good way.ĭiesel plays Kaulder, and we meet him 800 years ago, with long hair and a beard, he is part of a group determined to wipe out the witches who are responsible for the plague that has killed off many of their families, including Kaulder’s wife and daughter. But not this one, which has a storyline we’ve seen before and dialog that sounds like it was written by people for whom English was not a first language, and probably not a second. A witch would have to cast a spell over me to make me sit through this big, dumb, dull, dud again.Īnd that’s too bad, because I like Vin Diesel and I can easily be put in the mood for a good-stupid sword and sorcery epic.
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